Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Nacho Cheese Doritos



Alright, here's the thing about Doritos: they're delicious as hell.

Doritos come in a large variety of flavors. I'm not quite sure how many - ChaCha says 17, AnswerBag says 32+ - so let's just say a shitton (or 907 shitograms for those outside the states). Only one of these flavors actually matters: Nacho Cheese.
When a Nacho Cheese Dorito is put inside your mouth, you're tasting what heaven tastes like. Literally. The streets of heaven are gold because it's covered in bright orange Nacho Cheese Dorito dust. Putting that savory triangle in your mouth is like licking the pavement of kingdom-come. And you know that's been on your to-do list for quite some time.



There is, however, once huge downside to all this: Dorito fingers.
No one likes Dorito fingers.
No one.

The fact is, I don't want to have to lick Dorito dust off my pants every time I want to indulge myself in some artificially-flavored goodness. I would, in fact, like to unduldge in that.

That aside, Doritos have changed me from the inside out and will continue to be a large part in my everyday life (until I see something more attractive, in which case I will abandon them like a man abandons his whale of a blind date found on Craigslist)

RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 STARS

67 comments:

  1. Also Cool American. Don't know all the flavours but a lot of them taste (and smell) like shit.

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  2. lul nacho cheese FTW!
    seriously though, i'd love to see a review on condoms or someshit haha.

    EDIT: please turn off your comment captcha, and turn on verification for comments instead ;)

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  3. aaa cheese *droll*

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  4. first time I tried Doritos I was baked.. and that was the best day of my life !
    miss those fuckers.. we don't have them over here :D

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  5. Now i want doritoes damn you!!!!

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  6. interesting, I didn't know that...

    GTL4life!

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  7. interesting, I didn't know that...

    GTL4life!

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  8. Doritos fucking rule!!!!!

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  9. doritos are sickly :(

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  10. Dorito fingers are nasty indeed. They should invent something for that.

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  11. how the fuck do you get so many flavours? we only get 3 in ukfagland

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  12. Doritos, awesome in most flavors and just so good it's probably one of my top chip choices.

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  13. i agree, though spicy nacho wins the game

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  14. You're right, dorito fingers suck.

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  15. aww yeah dorritos! OM NOM NOM

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  16. doritos is my favourite

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  17. mmmmmmmmmmmm..... doritos........

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  18. Not really a doritos fan, I like plain, with dip.

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  19. Doritossss....
    o may gott
    nicee

    folow :D

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  20. I like cool ranch the best ;3

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  21. more like best things on earth

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  22. LOVE the blog title! LOVE Doritos too! Keep the reviews comin!

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  23. I rather have cake, thank you.

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  24. doritos are delicious man, i totally love them!

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  25. classic flavor, i like guac

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  26. Doritos are the greatest thing ever

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  27. cooler ranch are the bestt.

    3rd degree burn doritos suck balls though.

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  28. Doritos 3d were 5/5 stars for sure!!!

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  29. doritos should be 5/5 come on man

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  30. i <3 doritos. best kind = jalepeno poppers

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  31. i love Doritos buffalo ranch! MMM

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  32. I think I have a coupon for that somewhere....

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  33. midnight cheeseburger doritos ftw

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  34. doritos are the best

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  35. cheeto dust is worse - especially if you get drunk, eat cheetos and then fap - its a mess when you wake up the next day

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  36. doritos are good as long as you dont eat too many

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  37. mmmm i love doritos.

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  38. 1 word: FUCKING DELICIOUS

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  39. good call. they are delicious, but messy :(

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  40. Dorito fingers are the worst. I've ruined so much stuff with that crap!

    I love this blog. Imma follow the shit out of it

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  41. I don't like nachios

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  42. I agree with a healthy 4. Pretty good.

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  43. quit making me so darned hungry lol!

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  44. I eat these with lemon... so delicious!

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  45. Great review, doritos are a staple in my diet.

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  46. Nacho Cheese doritos are a classic and my favorite type aswell.

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  47. I'm eating them right now :)

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  48. first review... doritos. i can follow this.

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  49. DORITOES =D

    Cool little post, please check out my Razer Lycosa review on my blog =D

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  50. i personally prefer the ranch doritos. best doritos in my opinion

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  51. I love them! This is an awesome idea for a blog by the way! Following!

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  52. Dorito fingers are the best! It's like, OH NO MY DORITOS ARE GONE
    but then you realize AWW THE TASTE LOVED ME SO MUCH IT STAYED AROUND FOR AN ENCORE
    And then your sister walks in on you sucking your fingers and wants a taste and bam, incest.

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  53. I agree that cheese nachos are the shit. Never had the opportunity to taste those dorito brands tho..

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  54. thanks for the review. very hot.

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  55. blugh. doritos are so gross

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  56. i agree dorito fingers suck! sweet post, following

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