Alright, here's the thing about Doritos: they're delicious as hell.
Doritos come in a large variety of flavors. I'm not quite sure how many - ChaCha says 17, AnswerBag says 32+ - so let's just say a shitton (or 907 shitograms for those outside the states). Only one of these flavors actually matters: Nacho Cheese.
When a Nacho Cheese Dorito is put inside your mouth, you're tasting what heaven tastes like. Literally. The streets of heaven are gold because it's covered in bright orange Nacho Cheese Dorito dust. Putting that savory triangle in your mouth is like licking the pavement of kingdom-come. And you know that's been on your to-do list for quite some time.
There is, however, once huge downside to all this: Dorito fingers.
No one likes Dorito fingers.
No one.
The fact is, I don't want to have to lick Dorito dust off my pants every time I want to indulge myself in some artificially-flavored goodness. I would, in fact, like to unduldge in that.
That aside, Doritos have changed me from the inside out and will continue to be a large part in my everyday life (until I see something more attractive, in which case I will abandon them like a man abandons his whale of a blind date found on Craigslist)
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 STARS
Also Cool American. Don't know all the flavours but a lot of them taste (and smell) like shit.
ReplyDeletei love doritos!
ReplyDeletelul nacho cheese FTW!
ReplyDeleteseriously though, i'd love to see a review on condoms or someshit haha.
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aaa cheese *droll*
ReplyDeletefirst time I tried Doritos I was baked.. and that was the best day of my life !
ReplyDeletemiss those fuckers.. we don't have them over here :D
Now i want doritoes damn you!!!!
ReplyDeleteinteresting, I didn't know that...
ReplyDeleteGTL4life!
no, doritos4life
ReplyDeleteDoritos fucking rule!!!!!
ReplyDeletedoritos are sickly :(
ReplyDeleteDorito fingers are nasty indeed. They should invent something for that.
ReplyDeletehow the fuck do you get so many flavours? we only get 3 in ukfagland
ReplyDeleteDoritos, awesome in most flavors and just so good it's probably one of my top chip choices.
ReplyDeletei agree, though spicy nacho wins the game
ReplyDeleteYou're right, dorito fingers suck.
ReplyDeleteaww yeah dorritos! OM NOM NOM
ReplyDeleteDamn I want doritos!
ReplyDeletedoritos is my favourite
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmmmmmm..... doritos........
ReplyDeleteNot really a doritos fan, I like plain, with dip.
ReplyDeleteDoritossss....
ReplyDeleteo may gott
nicee
folow :D
I like cool ranch the best ;3
ReplyDeletemore like best things on earth
ReplyDeleteLOVE the blog title! LOVE Doritos too! Keep the reviews comin!
ReplyDeleteI rather have cake, thank you.
ReplyDeletedoritos are delicious man, i totally love them!
ReplyDeleteclassic flavor, i like guac
ReplyDeleteDoritos are the greatest thing ever
ReplyDeletecooler ranch are the bestt.
ReplyDelete3rd degree burn doritos suck balls though.
Doritos 3d were 5/5 stars for sure!!!
ReplyDeletedoritos should be 5/5 come on man
ReplyDeletei <3 doritos. best kind = jalepeno poppers
ReplyDeleteNeed...doritos!
ReplyDeletei love Doritos buffalo ranch! MMM
ReplyDeleteI think I have a coupon for that somewhere....
ReplyDeletemidnight cheeseburger doritos ftw
ReplyDeletedoritos are the best
ReplyDeletecheeto dust is worse - especially if you get drunk, eat cheetos and then fap - its a mess when you wake up the next day
ReplyDeletedoritos are good as long as you dont eat too many
ReplyDeletemmmm i love doritos.
ReplyDelete1 word: FUCKING DELICIOUS
ReplyDeletedoritos rock
ReplyDeletegood call. they are delicious, but messy :(
ReplyDeleteShit yeah!
ReplyDeleteDorito fingers are the worst. I've ruined so much stuff with that crap!
ReplyDeleteI love this blog. Imma follow the shit out of it
I don't like nachios
ReplyDeleteI agree with a healthy 4. Pretty good.
ReplyDeletequit making me so darned hungry lol!
ReplyDeleteI eat these with lemon... so delicious!
ReplyDeleteGreat review, doritos are a staple in my diet.
ReplyDeleteI love Dorritos!
ReplyDeleteI'm eating them right now :)
ReplyDeletechopsticks?
ReplyDeleteso tasty!
ReplyDeletefirst review... doritos. i can follow this.
ReplyDeleteDORITOES =D
ReplyDeleteCool little post, please check out my Razer Lycosa review on my blog =D
i personally prefer the ranch doritos. best doritos in my opinion
ReplyDeleteI love them! This is an awesome idea for a blog by the way! Following!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Dorito fingers! Ick
ReplyDeleteDorito fingers are the best! It's like, OH NO MY DORITOS ARE GONE
ReplyDeletebut then you realize AWW THE TASTE LOVED ME SO MUCH IT STAYED AROUND FOR AN ENCORE
And then your sister walks in on you sucking your fingers and wants a taste and bam, incest.
I agree that cheese nachos are the shit. Never had the opportunity to taste those dorito brands tho..
ReplyDeletethanks for the review. very hot.
ReplyDeleteblugh. doritos are so gross
ReplyDeletei agree dorito fingers suck! sweet post, following
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