Alright, here's the thing about Doritos: they're delicious as hell.
Doritos come in a large variety of flavors. I'm not quite sure how many - ChaCha says 17, AnswerBag says 32+ - so let's just say a shitton (or 907 shitograms for those outside the states). Only one of these flavors actually matters: Nacho Cheese.
When a Nacho Cheese Dorito is put inside your mouth, you're tasting what heaven tastes like. Literally. The streets of heaven are gold because it's covered in bright orange Nacho Cheese Dorito dust. Putting that savory triangle in your mouth is like licking the pavement of kingdom-come. And you know that's been on your to-do list for quite some time.
There is, however, once huge downside to all this: Dorito fingers.
No one likes Dorito fingers.
The fact is, I don't want to have to lick Dorito dust off my pants every time I want to indulge myself in some artificially-flavored goodness. I would, in fact, like to unduldge in that.
That aside, Doritos have changed me from the inside out and will continue to be a large part in my everyday life (until I see something more attractive, in which case I will abandon them like a man abandons his whale of a blind date found on Craigslist)
RATING: 4 OUT OF 5 STARS