A couple days ago I went to a screening of the new rom/com "Life As We Know It." Now, let's get one thing straight: I'm straight. Also, I'm a guy in my early 20's. Me and romantic comedies just don't mix; we get along about as well as Heidi and LC. Now, I have no idea how well Heidi and LC get along, or who the hell Heidi and LC are, because I'm a 20 year old guy, so let's move on.
There is one reason and one reason alone why I'd go see this movie. Her name is Katherine Heigl. When she's on the screen, do you really think I care what the hell's coming out of her mouth? No, I'm concerned with how much money it's going to cost to me build a robot resembling her and who I'd have to vote into office to make sure our marriage was recognized by the state.
If Ms. Katherine was playing the part of a large, slobbering rodent in a sequel to Disney's G-Force, you better believe I'd be at the premiere. If she was on a show playing the voice of a bear who could see six seconds into the future, you know I'd be that show's biggest fan (I guarantee this will be on SyFy by next year). She could be hosting a 6 hour documentary on The Interesting (?) Life Of Kirk Cameron and I would soak up every minute of it. If Katherine Heigl were in a film with fucking Nicholas Cage I would still go see it, that's how serious I am about this, people.
What I'm trying to say is that Katherine is a very attractive woman.
There is one major, major flaw, however. Grey's Anatomy.
Grey's Anatomy is less a show about doctors and more a show about how quickly one can get a piece of that sweet, sweet, medical-practitioner-on-medical-practitioner action. Remember that slutty nurse that was on the cover of that one blink-182 album? She had more knowledge about the medical field and got laid less than the staff of Grey's Anatomy. If the writers wanted to kill the staff off, they could simply make one of the doctors HIV positive and everyone else would be infected by the end of the season
This is a huge, huge con for me. Just the knowledge that she was on that show makes me cringe.
But all in all, Katherine Heigl is babe-a-licious, and at the end of the day, isn't that all that really matters?
RATING: 3-1/2 OUT OF 5 STARS
You really love Katherine heigl dont you O.o
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ReplyDeletehahahaha she looks hot but not smart
ReplyDeleteI want that robot :O
ReplyDeletei'd do her in like a heartbeat.
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ReplyDeleteHaha, you do love this woman. She's good but not THAT good.
ReplyDeletei'd do her...
ReplyDeleteGood rating. Looking forward to the next.
ReplyDeletekatherine
ReplyDeletethis tremendous
nice babe didnt knew her
ReplyDeleteHeigl is in every movie lately
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Spot on rating.
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ReplyDeleteLol @ making the staff HIV positive
ReplyDeleteBut this isn't about angry feces at all...
ReplyDeleteher eyes make me want to fap
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ReplyDeleteJust a shame Grey's Anatomy blows so hard. Sigh
ReplyDeleteShe talks too much
ReplyDeleteShe can talk as much as she wants, I don't mind!
ReplyDeleteI really don't care for her
ReplyDeleteSex sells. Nuff said.
ReplyDeletehaha, pretty great blog.
ReplyDeletetoo much talent for Grey's
ReplyDeleterobolove xD
ReplyDeleteshe's amazing.
ReplyDeleteshe is hot i like her :)
ReplyDeletei didnt read the review, i just stared at whats her name..
ReplyDeleteTaahaha... funny. No spooging on the katz now. Hilarious, that bit about building a robot to resemble her. LOL
ReplyDeleteCool robot! =D
ReplyDeleteHehe, that's a nice and laughable review you got of her.
ReplyDeleteI'm speechless. I try and follow what you are saying, but all I hear is clickety-clack. Must be something wrong with me. I just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI saw a sneak preview of it with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago. I actually thought it was a decent movie.
ReplyDeletegrays anatomy sucks
ReplyDeleteshe was much, much hotter and much less annoying on Roswell
ReplyDeletemore like Katherine HOT GAL!
ReplyDeleteHer movies are shitty.... but she is a looker
ReplyDeletei laughed a little at the image of the robot :p
ReplyDeleteI agree with the rating of this. lol, nice mspaint.
ReplyDeleteHaha hilarious. You've got a good eye on terrible shows. I thought I was the only one who didn't like Greys Anatomy.
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she;s hot
ReplyDeleteheigl hottie
ReplyDeleteman, Heigl is so hot
ReplyDeletegood call. Grey's anatomy is crap, but she is great... looking
ReplyDeleteWe had a thing once. She's overrated.
ReplyDeletei agree 3.5/5 nice verdict and analysis
ReplyDeletemeh she ok, now that robot on the other hand, rawrrr
ReplyDeleteLOL that effing robot made me lose the game.
ReplyDeleteshe is so hot!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a babe. Good job.
ReplyDeleteNice. Do you do your own artwork?
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the new pics of her on the porch in the bikini? Wow, either she had some new additions or I wasn't paying attention..
ReplyDelete"I am busy" I lol'd on this one :DD
ReplyDeletelove the comic'd pic from the show haha, also, katherine IS HAWWWT.
ReplyDeleteDamn that robots sexy!
ReplyDeleteHeigl is scay as hell. imo.
ReplyDeleteHeigl is hot as hell.
ReplyDeleteshe is attractive, but i think you put her on a bit of a pedestal
ReplyDeletei want to make a baby with her and then kick her to the side
ReplyDeletePerfect post!
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I mean, I guess the goal is that she's attractive :/
ReplyDeleteNice post man! Keep rating shit haha.
ReplyDeleteShe is attractive, I'm not too into blondes though.
ReplyDeleteThis is great!
ReplyDeleteshe is hot!
ReplyDeleteLOL at the caption you added =D it could have been better though really.. She's hot though!
ReplyDeletelove how doritos got a higher rating
ReplyDeleteshe's got those fuck me eyes
ReplyDeletesexy sexy robot
ReplyDeleteI actually find her kind of annoying. I'm not saying I wouldn't do her though.
ReplyDeletei never liked katherine
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I used to deny it but I no longer can...she's a smokeshow
ReplyDeleteI would love to marry her
ReplyDeleteeh, yeah, she is pretty cute.
ReplyDeleteKatherine Heigl is so hot !
ReplyDeleteI'd eat the corn out of her shit.
ReplyDeleteSo hot!
ReplyDeletelol shes pretty hot
ReplyDeleteI was so thinking about puppywhirl because of the robot >< Not good!
ReplyDeleteEither way I agree 3.5, would definitely not say no to her ><
haha, this blog is great
ReplyDeleteso hot!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Grey's Anatomy is indeed horrible.
ReplyDeleteevery Romantic comedy is shit.
ReplyDeletebut catherine heigl is danm hot.
nice one
ReplyDeleteHAhaha! I lol'd!
ReplyDeleteI had a good laugh, well done.
ReplyDeletemake me happy, nice things do.
ReplyDeletenice post
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of this woman before. She is lovely, though.
ReplyDeleteSweet!
ReplyDeletecoo post
ReplyDeleteI think voting Schwarzenegger in office would be your best bet of making your marriage with a robot legal.
ReplyDeleterobo-marriage! sir that is a disgrace! have you not seen futurama?! (hint: bender + amy)
ReplyDeleteShe is hot. Definitely some good thoughts in this post, and in the comments too! lol
ReplyDeleteShe's definitely not hot for me... :(
ReplyDeleteI'd much prefer the robot if given a choice.
ReplyDeletealways could use a Katherine heigl for a nice hard fuck
ReplyDeleteGraces her subjects, and her thoughts the king. Supporting!
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