Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Katherine Heigl



A couple days ago I went to a screening of the new rom/com "Life As We Know It." Now, let's get one thing straight: I'm straight. Also, I'm a guy in my early 20's. Me and romantic comedies just don't mix; we get along about as well as Heidi and LC. Now, I have no idea how well Heidi and LC get along, or who the hell Heidi and LC are, because I'm a 20 year old guy, so let's move on.


There is one reason and one reason alone why I'd go see this movie. Her name is Katherine Heigl. When she's on the screen, do you really think I care what the hell's coming out of her mouth? No, I'm concerned with how much money it's going to cost to me build a robot resembling her and who I'd have to vote into office to make sure our marriage was recognized by the state.



If Ms. Katherine was playing the part of a large, slobbering rodent in a sequel to Disney's G-Force, you better believe I'd be at the premiere. If she was on a show playing the voice of a bear who could see six seconds into the future, you know I'd be that show's biggest fan (I guarantee this will be on SyFy by next year). She could be hosting a 6 hour documentary on The Interesting (?) Life Of Kirk Cameron and I would soak up every minute of it. If Katherine Heigl were in a film with fucking Nicholas Cage I would still go see it, that's how serious I am about this, people.


What I'm trying to say is that Katherine is a very attractive woman.

There is one major, major flaw, however. Grey's Anatomy.
Grey's Anatomy is less a show about doctors and more a show about how quickly one can get a piece of that sweet, sweet, medical-practitioner-on-medical-practitioner action. Remember that slutty nurse that was on the cover of that one blink-182 album? She had more knowledge about the medical field and got laid less than the staff of Grey's Anatomy. If the writers wanted to kill the staff off, they could simply make one of the doctors HIV positive and everyone else would be infected by the end of the season



This is a huge, huge con for me. Just the knowledge that she was on that show makes me cringe.

But all in all, Katherine Heigl is babe-a-licious, and at the end of the day, isn't that all that really matters?

RATING: 3-1/2 OUT OF 5 STARS

 

105 comments:

  1. You really love Katherine heigl dont you O.o

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  2. hahahaha she looks hot but not smart

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  3. I want that robot :O

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  4. i'd do her in like a heartbeat.

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  5. Hahah this is fantastic!

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  6. Haha, you do love this woman. She's good but not THAT good.

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  7. Good rating. Looking forward to the next.

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  8. katherine
    this tremendous

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  9. nice babe didnt knew her

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  10. Heigl is in every movie lately

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  11. Anonymous10/13/2010

    lol i agree with your rating

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  12. she is so hot

    btw, check out my new post on GTL Everyday :)

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  13. Great review. I'll definitely be following this blog.

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  14. Lol @ making the staff HIV positive

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  15. But this isn't about angry feces at all...

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  16. her eyes make me want to fap

    btw, check out my new bubbles on Enhanced by MS Paint :)

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  17. Great post! Following you.

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  18. Just a shame Grey's Anatomy blows so hard. Sigh

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  19. She talks too much

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  20. She can talk as much as she wants, I don't mind!

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  21. I really don't care for her

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  22. Sex sells. Nuff said.

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  23. haha, pretty great blog.

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  24. too much talent for Grey's

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  25. Anonymous10/13/2010

    she is hot i like her :)

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  26. i didnt read the review, i just stared at whats her name..

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  27. Anonymous10/13/2010

    Taahaha... funny. No spooging on the katz now. Hilarious, that bit about building a robot to resemble her. LOL

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  28. Hehe, that's a nice and laughable review you got of her.

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  29. Anonymous10/13/2010

    I'm speechless. I try and follow what you are saying, but all I hear is clickety-clack. Must be something wrong with me. I just don't get it.

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  30. I saw a sneak preview of it with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago. I actually thought it was a decent movie.

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  31. grays anatomy sucks

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  32. she was much, much hotter and much less annoying on Roswell

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  33. more like Katherine HOT GAL!

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  34. Her movies are shitty.... but she is a looker

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  35. Anonymous10/13/2010

    i laughed a little at the image of the robot :p

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  36. I agree with the rating of this. lol, nice mspaint.

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  37. Haha hilarious. You've got a good eye on terrible shows. I thought I was the only one who didn't like Greys Anatomy.

    http://quarterqwerty.blogspot.com/

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  38. good call. Grey's anatomy is crap, but she is great... looking

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  39. We had a thing once. She's overrated.

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  40. i agree 3.5/5 nice verdict and analysis

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  41. meh she ok, now that robot on the other hand, rawrrr

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  42. LOL that effing robot made me lose the game.

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  43. Definitely a babe. Good job.

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  44. Nice. Do you do your own artwork?

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  45. Have you seen the new pics of her on the porch in the bikini? Wow, either she had some new additions or I wasn't paying attention..

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  46. "I am busy" I lol'd on this one :DD

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  47. love the comic'd pic from the show haha, also, katherine IS HAWWWT.

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  48. Damn that robots sexy!

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  49. Heigl is scay as hell. imo.

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  50. she is attractive, but i think you put her on a bit of a pedestal

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  51. i want to make a baby with her and then kick her to the side

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  52. Anonymous10/14/2010

    Perfect post!
    Supportin;)

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  53. I mean, I guess the goal is that she's attractive :/

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  54. Nice post man! Keep rating shit haha.

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  55. She is attractive, I'm not too into blondes though.

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  56. LOL at the caption you added =D it could have been better though really.. She's hot though!

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  57. love how doritos got a higher rating

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  58. she's got those fuck me eyes

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  59. I actually find her kind of annoying. I'm not saying I wouldn't do her though.

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  60. followin 'n' supportin bro :)

    wtfiniggagun.blogspot.com

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  61. I used to deny it but I no longer can...she's a smokeshow

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  62. I would love to marry her

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  63. eh, yeah, she is pretty cute.

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  64. Katherine Heigl is so hot !

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  65. I'd eat the corn out of her shit.

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  66. I was so thinking about puppywhirl because of the robot >< Not good!
    Either way I agree 3.5, would definitely not say no to her ><

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  67. haha, this blog is great

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  68. And yes, Grey's Anatomy is indeed horrible.

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  69. every Romantic comedy is shit.
    but catherine heigl is danm hot.

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  70. Anonymous10/26/2010

    HAhaha! I lol'd!

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  71. I had a good laugh, well done.

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  72. make me happy, nice things do.

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  73. I've never heard of this woman before. She is lovely, though.

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  74. I think voting Schwarzenegger in office would be your best bet of making your marriage with a robot legal.

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  75. robo-marriage! sir that is a disgrace! have you not seen futurama?! (hint: bender + amy)

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  76. She is hot. Definitely some good thoughts in this post, and in the comments too! lol

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  77. She's definitely not hot for me... :(

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  78. I'd much prefer the robot if given a choice.

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  79. always could use a Katherine heigl for a nice hard fuck

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  80. Graces her subjects, and her thoughts the king. Supporting!

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  81. She's crazy hot.

    www.crazystupidshit.com

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